Greece has talent

Just when I thought that Greek sista could no longer surprise me (she'd already latched onto an entire vocabulary of Lebanese words - enough to string together a sentence!), she whips out her most seductive tool yet: the no-hands arguile.

An expert at making Lebanese men fall in love with her by simply walking past them with her gorgeous green eyes, she has now added extra artillery to her ammunition. After paying attention to a fellow restaurant patron smoking opposite her, Greek sista elegantly placed the pipe of our mint and lemon arguile in her mouth, positioned it with great precision towards the side of her face, inhaled and puffed a cloud of sophisticated-looking smoke - while using both hands to handle the menu.

There's not much more to teach her. The girl's got talent!